I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.
Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today; and I'll always remember it
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best in one swift swipe at each story.
You don't have to aim to be the best of everything, thinking that one day you're going to be the top of the world; I don't think it exists.
I've been doing independent films for 10 years, but one out of five didn't see the light of day.
Always do at least one good deed a day for someone other then yourself.
One day, our love will conquer this dark circle. That's worth everything to me
One often learns more from ten days of agony than ten years of contentment.
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp.
I will become an old, wrinkly lady one day and what will matter are my friends and my family and people who love me.
If you can play live and support yourself, it's one of the few ways you're going to actually get paid in this business these days.
Whether it was turning around failing companies, rescuing the Olympics, or improving the business climate in Massachusetts, Mitt Romney has proven that he is ready to be president on Day One.
A chance, as a coach, to take a team to the World Cup finals is probably as high up the tree as it gets, certainly with one-day cricket.
If an election is simply a one-day snapshot of transient mass delusions, then this is not a very noble form of government.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
Calling a young artist 'great' these days can give one the heebie-jeebies: The word has been denatured in the past decade.
I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.
Being at the mercy of the acting profession, in the early days of one's career, is really brutal and feels like you have no control over your life, at all.
I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life.
You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you're excited for the day? That's one of my main goals in life.
