One must lie under certain circumstances and at all times when one can't do anything about them.
To Kill a MockingbirdI’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeLove is like an elephant with wings. If it doesn’t fly, at least it remembers.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI’m as efficient as a fish in the desert. I make love like a sundial at night.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMaking love is second to none. My masturbating habits are first to none.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMaking love is not my strength. Also, lifting weights is not my strength.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeOur careers aren't paths so much as landscapes that are navigated.
Never Eat Alone: And Other Secrets to Success, One Relationship at a TimeOh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.
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