Given the daunting challenges that we face, it's important that president elect Obama is prepared to really take power and begin to rule day one.
The Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles, but even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one.
I think that comedy is one of the more serious things that you can do in our day, especially in the world that we're living in.
The night has a thousand eyes And the day but one Yet the light of the bright world dies with the dying sun.
Never change yourself for the sake of someone , because at the day end no one owns your sacrifices and sufferings.
When soldiers have been baptized in the fire of a battle-field, they have all one rank in my eyes.
To avoid entangling alliances has been a maxim of our policy ever since the days of Washington, and its wisdom no one will attempt to dispute.
The day you decide to do it is your lucky day.
I think houses live their own lives along a time-stream that's different from the ones upon which their owners float, one that's slower. In a house, especially an old one, the past is closer.
Somebody get me a bottle of booze—and a reason to quit drinking. I fell in love twice today, and I only encountered one other person.
My book has no plot. Wait, yes it does—in the cemetery. It’s a love story where one character is dead, and the other is a dirty pervert.
My love is divided into three parts. I’ll give you part one and two for free, but for the fourth installation, you’ll have to pay for it.
Jika ada seseorang, satu orang saja, yang mengatakan aku tak sayang pada adikku, orang itu pasti mengacau. Bohong besar. Tak tahu apa pun. -Cerita 6: The Guilty One, TMHOLT-
One time, in New Orleans at a youth convention for my church, I read out of the phone book during a talent show. I made it all the way to 'J' before people started booing.
If you have two steaks, one that's an inch thick, one that's 2 inches thick, how much longer does the thicker one need to cook? It's four times as long. It goes roughly like the square. How come cookbooks don't tell you that?
The truth of the matter is that I have lasted a long time, and with it comes both good and bad things. One of the good things is that no one can ever take my career away from me. No one can ever say, 'You can't be in the theater any more.'
Everything you've ever read of mine is first-draft. This is one of the peculiarities of the comics field. By the time you're working on chapter three of your masterwork, chapter one is already in print. You can't go back and suddenly decide to make t...
As an Anglo-Indian kid in Bolton, I was basically in a minority of one. That was a source of misery, but at the same time, one of the effects of receiving the message that you don't belong to the club is that you watch the club with detachment. The f...
Future generations may or may not judge Wittgenstein to be one of the great philosophers. Even if they do not, however, he is sure always to count as one of the great personalities of philosophy. From our perspective it is easy to mistake one for the...
Two kinds of people , they spend a lot of time to take a perfect shot of God's creation from the same distance , the first ones take it with their guns and the second ones take it from their Cameras .. I am blessed that I am from the second ones.. �...
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!