I once saw a cockroach try to step on a politician, because it thought it was vile and disgusting.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI messed around once with a woman named Twice. But it won’t happen a third time.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouOnce a man began thinking with his body, intelligent decisions came few and far between.
Nights of the Round Table and Other Stories of Heroic FantasyI once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.