My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.
I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
What was once was hell to me, and reflected back with negativity, now has become the tools of positivity, sharing my experiences helps others to understand and grow stronger.
Master Plato once said that Lux est umbra Dei; light is the shadow of God. I say this way: Light is the god of shadow!
Every man must be a part of a progressive revolution at least once in his lifetime! This will leave him great honour and great memories for the future.
In the future, man will be able to create an artificial Sun which is very similar to the Sun in the sky that was once upon a time worshipped as a god!
We were once fish! We spent millions of years under the water in silence. That’s why now we love talking continuously!
Always remember that you were once alone, and the crowd you see in your life today are just as unecessary as when you were alone.
There were a lot of choices to make and I always picked artist. I never once picked doctor, lawyer, firemen or something like that. It was always artist.
My brothers were tremendous shack builders. My shacks were horrible. My brothers once built a two-story shack from the ground up that was awesome!
'Pied Piper' came to me all at once; I wanted to do a fairy-tale movie with some edge, but not 'dark,' per se.
Inequality of any kind, once considered a normal, natural part of human existence, came to be seen in the course of the twentieth century as increasingly illegitimate.
Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will??
88% of what we call good songs aren’t really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had.
After much soul searching I was able to renounce my past Islamist ideology, challenging everything I was once prepared to die for.
Once you encounter people who are really testing the limits of kindness, that's when you start to build up a shield and close yourself down.
There are certain families whose members should all live in different towns - different states, if possible - and write each other letters once a year.
The ghost of a smile flickered across his lips. ‘You’re always the voice of reason. Just try listening to yourself once in a while.
Once you don't vote your ideals... that has serious undermining affects. It erodes the moral basis of our democracy.
I couldn't imagine doing a show where I'd once again have to answer to corporate interests.
