I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksLoyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.
This Book Has No TitleBy Thor," Eirik choked at last. "Unhand my future wife at once, Sven, so I may kiss her.
Viking For HireThey give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.
Waiting for GodotI am vain, or once was, and one of my vanities was to feign that I was not.
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