I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.
Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos.
In day-to-day life, you have stimulus to behave unethically, but in the long term, it always pays off to be ethical.
There's a point when your tape of life runs off the reel and there's this stillness of your own - I got to know myself.
I like challenging people. I love pop music that can just throw you off.
if somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! you're wasting my time.
What the 'supposed 99 percent' don't realize is that they are better off if there are more fat cats, not less.
Sometimes I take off my skully and wear glasses, so I've gotta brush and make sure my hairline is straight.
Running with others can help get you out when you might otherwise blow it off.
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
If I felt that one of my operas did not come off I would certainly say so.
Challenge yourself, jump off the deep end and learn to swim.
No one would have crossed the ocean if he could have gotten off the ship in the storm.
Avoidance is paying forward that which I would be much wiser to pay off.
When you are pulling people out of the water and off of rooftops, there are no Republicans and no Democrats.
The quarterback is an extension of the coach and has a certain type of swagger mentality, on and off the field.
A lot of young actors will do a scene and then run off and look at themselves. I don't believe in that at all.
My brother always teases me about my forehead: 'I could eat off it!'
Remember that with her clothes a woman puts off her modesty.
But then, I just decided to get off my lazy butt and take advantage of the L.A. weather.
I'm not the kind of person who sits off by myself and ignores everyone. I like to be happy!
