Quotes of: On-and-off Keyword

I mopped up my moped off the street, and drove home on the unicycle below my handlebar mustache, while I thought about the path love might take now.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The woman I love rolled through town yesterday, and she didn’t even stop her wheelchair once as she passed through. I got so angry I had to walk it off.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Don’t point your accusatory finger at me, unless you want me to wrap my hand around it, grip it tight, and jerk it off. That’s how a real politician defers blame.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I whip off my bra, my opponent knows I mean business.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with my rifle.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’m sure you could win with a design that I’d cast off as trash. Such is the curious case of the annual Garbage Festival. Plus, I’m just that good. Or am I that bad?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my muscles, and said, “You suspect me of taking steroids, don’t you?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It was very fast, that first time. They were on the couch, and then they were off the couch and it was all over. It was like jumping out the window and landing on the street. A quick ride, just like that.

Of Tender Sin

If wishes were held on the skin and swiped by raindrops, then emotions were freeloading off the cells that made up their space. The only offering these cells ever entertained was truth, painful and raw.

Three Fallen Women

Stop validating your victim mentality. Shake off your self-defeating drama and embrace your innate ability to recover and achieve.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

Tucker: "Today we ran into a mama grizzly with two cubs at the ridge off Colter Bay and Clara sang to it to make it go away." Mrs. Avery: You sang to it? Tucker: Her singing is that bad.

Unearthly

They had to call and call And pick the worms off me like sticky pearls. --From the poem "Lady Lazarus", written 23-29 October 1962

The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

How do you walk into someone's life again after twenty-eight years? How do you pick up, when you were too young to know where you left off.

Vanishing Acts

I want you to take note, Commander, that turning in my badge would be like cutting off my arm. But if it comes down to a choice between the job and my marriage, then I lose the arm.

Vengeance in Death

She burst into her hotel room pulling her blouse over her head with one hand while she yanked her shoes off with the other. No way was she going to face an alien invasion in heels and silk.

Vertigo

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

Write like no one is reading 2

You have had me spinning for days, for I am drunk off the words that flow endlessly from your deep red lips that taste of wine.

Write like no one is reading 2

That's why we have memory. And the opposite of memory— hope. So things that are gone can still matter. So we can built off our pasts and make future.

Warm Bodies

Maybe that’s what religion is, hurling yourself off a cliff and trusting that something bigger will take care of you and carry you to the right place.

Where'd You Go, Bernadette

Somehow, we have gotten off track from the basics of health and spirituality, and we get in our own way.

Wellness Wisdom - Inspired by One Woman's Journey with Breast Cancer