Quotes of: On-and-off Keyword

The only time I can throw 80 yards is when my football-shaped alarm clock goes off in the morning.

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I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a hole in the center of the universe.

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Do I see value? My gut says no, but I’m willing to bet on things that may pay off big if I’m right that I’m wrong.

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But you can't get away from yourself. You can't decide not to see yourself anymore. You can't decide to turn off the noise in your head.

Thirteen Reasons Why

You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff.

Unearthly

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide : Five Complete Novels and One Story

Listen Nosferatu , you better get your claws off me now, or I'm going to go Buffy on your undead ass.

Whitby After Dark - Volume 1

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

Write like no one is reading 2

We all tend to make zealous judgement, and thereby close ourselves off from revelation.

Walking on Water: Reflections on Faith and Art

That's the trouble with you preachers," he said. "You've all got too good to believe in anything," and he drove off with a look of disgust and righteousness.

Wise Blood

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

Warm Bodies

What I personally knew about courting women could comfortably fit into a thimble without taking it off your finger first.

The Wise Man's Fear

this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off.

Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index.

The Well of Lost Plots

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.

Write like no one is reading

Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink.

Wes and Toren

Here today, up and off to somewhere else tomorrow! Travel, change, interest, excitement! The whole world before you, and a horizon that's always changing!

The Wind in the Willows

It’s so windy tonight the window is rattling. I guess it’s time to turn off my fan and turn on my anti-hurricane machine that’s powered by love.

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TV commercials move me. They move me right off the sofa and into my library. Thank God books aren’t broken up by @McDonalds’ tasteless ads.

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Some dogs look like giant mustaches. I shaved mine off because it was barking too much. My love life has improved by leaps and meows.

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When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car.

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