Quotes of: On-and-off Keyword

Women, fire in their crotch, won't burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works.

Rabbit Redux

Finally, the water level topped off, leaving him with no more air to breathe. He drew his last breath and slipped down deep into the darkness that claimed his soul.

Revenge of the Wolf

Bye-bye. I'm off on a journey to the real world. 'Cause within this meta-reality what's is this - my death.

Real World

The Motion Picture Association of America wipes the sweat off its brow and sings the PG-13 song.

Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You

I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.

The Road to Hell is Paved With Zombies

Help me to get my eyes off my suffering and onto you, God.

Strength Renewed: Meditations for Your Journey Through Breast Cancer

Every gay man out there has at least one man-crush in his past that totally shriveled his nads into raisins and sent him screaming off into the night.

Second Chances

Take your dreams off the ground to the clouds of business where your products will contribute to make the world a better place.

Shaping the dream

Twisted and perverse are the ways of the human mind," Jane intoned. "Pinocchio was such a dolt to try to become a real boy. He was much better off with a wooden head.

Speaker for the Dead

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones

Sugar Daddy

He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him.

Sixth Grave on the Edge

I've got a Don Baylor," J.T. said. "California sucks this year." Ralph snickered. "I wouldn't use a Baylor card to scrape dog shit off the street.

Salem Falls

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Small Favor

Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.

The Sound and the Fury

It’s not my fault that these are the problems I’ve been put on this earth to deal with, right? They’re petty, they piss me off, and they’re all mine

Sloppy Firsts

Only merchants have money to waste, and what are they but parasites who create nothing, grow nothing, make nothing but feed off another's labor?

Shōgun

I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK ABOUT YOU. THE BEST YOU CAN DO IN LIFE IS NOT PISS YOURSELF OFF.

Second Helpings

Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.

Shelter

She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

Sin City, Vol. 3: The Big Fat Kill

If your dreams and goals get derailed, they're not dead. Derailed simply means off-track. Pick 'em up and put 'em back on again.

Single Dad Laughing

This life is like a roller-coaster; once you are strapped-in and the ride has started, you aren't getting off.

Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best Life