Quotes of: On-and-off Keyword

Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?

Radiance

I follow suit, said the lion, vacating his coat of arms and movie logos; and the eagle said, Get me off this flag.

The Tent

Nice" said Paul staring transfixed at Fran's delicate and extreme gaze, like that of a skeleton with eyeballs, or a person with their face peeled off.

Taipei

She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?" "Getting naked." "I like that.

True

We made love like flamingoes are pink. The lights were off, so I couldn’t actually see what color the flamingoes were, but they sounded pink.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pizza!" to a pack of mushrooms.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I couldn’t have pulled it off if you hadn’t have pulled out all those years ago. So thanks, dad.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a motorcycle, provided you’re wearing your astronaut’s helmet.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Being out in the sunlight brightens my mood, especially if that sunlight is reflected off the moon.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a canteen full of sand and a Sandberg poem.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his ear off.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Certain words roll off the tongue like frozen balls of saliva. Words like sure, positive, and definite—you know, words that are certain.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Due to state laws, the restaurant was nonsmoking, which as a nonsmoker pleases me, but as a Libertarian it pisses me off. 

This Book Has No Title

I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less. 

This Book Has No Title

I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went for a walk on my unicycle.

This Book Has No Title

His smile was small and immediate, crooked, like I’d put his whole world off its axis, but he was somehow okay with that.

Undeniably Chosen

The city was dark except for the building lights that seemed to appear like sores - like bandaids had been ripped off to expose the city's skin.

Underdog

When I'm with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that's backing up.

Vanishing Acts

If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money.

Vampire Dawn

Dressed to strip?’ 'You know—expensive clothes that feel good in your hands while you take them off him.

The Value of Vulnerability

Love: the impossible combination of being IN the deep end and being OFF the deep end.

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