Quotes of: On-and-off Keyword

She has so much junk in her trunk. Boy, I wish she’d just drop it all off at Goodwill. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off my scalp.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan.

The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

I’ll give you the mother-in-law discount—200% of the 50% off sales price.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have nothing to say?

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

We awoke to a fabulation of ice, the sun shining like a weapon, light rocketing off every surface except the surfaces of the Army's clean streets and walks.

Sweet Talk

How is it possible you have caught me off guard, he seemed to ask. Exactly where have I miscalculated the velocities, how have I misjudged the vectors?

Sweet Talk

The worst thing in the world is having to go back to the dark you shook off.

Six-Gun Snow White

The desperation was coming off you in waves. You were all but begging to dance with me. I am doing you a favor.

Switched

Sometimes, you know, human kindness just knocks you off your feet.

Somebody Up There Hates You

If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff?

The Titan's Curse

... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

Treachery in Death

Her fragrance blew him off and his body followed steps he had never learnt in his life.

Truly, Madly, Deeply

She looked confused. She looked off-balance. That’s a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.

Ticket To Hollywood

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Phantom

Pilgrims were people glad to take off their clothing, which was on fire.

Plainwater: Essays and Poetry

If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems

Zander was always sneaking off to the library to get more books ... Guy would read anything. Said books were more interesting than people.

The Passage

A brick could be laid on a blanket, so the blanket doesn’t blow away. But why would the blanket blow away? I just turned the fan off. 

Rick Bet Blank