That's like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.
Also Known as Armchair DetectiveThat really pissed me off, because I am worth it, goddamn it!” “I know you—” “Still talking here!
Alien OvernightAs if it would slide off their brains at an angle, leaving a scuff mark.
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