Lester Burnham: Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!
American BeautyFelicia: Oh, for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert[first lines] Baseball Fan: I'll knock your block off, you big stiff! You're a bum!
Arsenic and Old LaceJohn Bender: [after Claire flips him off] Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.
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