If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
Start your week off right by getting back to what is really important - honoring God.
I pull a lot of the stuff that I play off the rhythm tracks - and Keith Richards has been one of the main contributors to my inspirational playing.
One secret of leadership is that the mind of a leader never turns off. Leaders even when they are sightseers or spectators, are active; not passive observers.
I'm not like some guys who, if the Ravens lose, are ready to jump off the top of M&M Stadium. There are other things in life besides pro football.
I think that finding a way into somebody's life that's sort of off from a side angle can tell you more about that person than a greatest hits approach.
Writing music is sort of my hobby, but it's been falling off more and more. Doing comic books takes up my entire life.
I envisioned that as my life: staying in academia to make a living and then taking summers off to write my novels.
I can't just react on the strength of an email and three pages of synopsis, and say I'm going to take off for three months of my life.
I've danced all over the world, and people are people. We cannot cut off from each other in life. In order to lead, you can't do that.
In life, when stuff happens the instinct is to close off your heart. By leaving your heart open, it leaves room for someone else to come in.
I have never made a cent off a record in my life. I have never recouped enough, and I never sold enough.
I have spent my life going from mania to mania. Somehow it has all paid off.
I don't want to live life too cautiously. I mean, you can step off a curb and twist your ankle.
I actually love pressure. I loved playing sport at school in front of a crowd; I love being on stage in front of a big audience. I buzz off that.
I love disagreements. I love the democratic process. If I'm in a room where everybody agrees, I start to nod off.
I love bikes. I used to own one, but I fell off it when I was younger and that was the end of my bike riding days until now.
I love a cardboard coffin. Both Mummy and Daddy went off in cardboard coffins, painted - Daddy's was rifle green. Beautifully made.
I love having candles, especially when you get downtime. I could just pass out seeing the flame flicker with the lights off.
I'm going to let myself off the hook, because if there's one thing that is not my focus at the moment, it's how much I weigh.
