Pre-forty, you can wash your face with Tide and use Vaseline for moisturizer, toss on a little mascara and lip gloss, and you're a friggin' cover girl. Those of us on the slippery slope that is the Other Side of Forty can testify-- those days are so ...
[Women's magazines]ignore older women or pretend that they don’t exist; magazines try to avoid photographs of older women, and when they feature celebrities who are over sixty, ‘retouching artists’ conspire to ‘help’ beautiful women look mo...
The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious.
Dear Lord, I'm so grateful I'm still loved.
I come from a family of four brothers, so I like sports.
I don't have a brother in real life.
But when we listened to the radio, it was Bill Haley and the Comets or the Everly Brothers.
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.
Dispassionate objectivity is itself a passion, for the real and for the truth.
Academic success depends on research and publications.
I can't work with my brother without laughing.
One example is the familiar parable of the prodigal son (Luke 15:11-32), which in some ways might be better called the parable of the elder brother. For the point of the parable as a whole - a point frequently overlooked by Christian interpreters, in...
Rev. Harry Powell: [when he notices John staring at the words "love" and "hate" tattooed across his knuckles] Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and ...
Mrs. Murphy: Don't you "Don't get riled, sugar" me! You ain't goin' back on the road no more, and you ain't playin' them ol' two-bit sleazy dives. You're livin' with me now, and you not gonna go slidin' around witcho ol' white hoodlum friends. Matt M...
Lola writes in her notebook: Leaf-fleas are even worse. Someone said, They don't bite people, because people don't have leaves. Lola writes, When the sun is beating down, they bite everything, even the wind. And we all have leaves. Leaves fall off wh...
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.
By the time you read this, you'll be older than you remember.
It was as if they wanted to take their older bodies and put their younger hearts inside.
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.
