You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
You get older and you see yourself and say, 'God, he's old, who's that?'
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old.
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.
What was I like in 1966? I was 19 years old, very confident, and life was a big adventure.
I'm 21 years old and I think that I've got a lot of perspective in life.
I would fain grow old learning many things.
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has had many people to love.
There is no subject so old that something new cannot be said about it.
There is an old illusion. It is called good and evil.
A healthy old fellow, who is not a fool, is the happiest creature living.
Nobody gets to grow old in the America they grew up in.
114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.
To be a legend, you've either got to be dead or excessively old!
As long as your heart beats, one is never too old.
I've been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
Underneath this tired, middle-aged exterior, I'm an 11 year old kid.
Too young to care; Too old to change.
Business is as old as life. There is no living being that does not have a business.
I was obsessed with girls when I was 13 years old; I wasn't really into books.
