Heaven on earth is to be found on horseback, reading books and between a woman's breasts.
With tender words you have less luck with a woman than with jewels.
The virtue of a woman does not go deep but her passion knows no limit.
Choose your woman with a velvet glove, but control her with a fist of iron.
A woman would rather swallow her teeth than her tongue.
Tell a woman once she is beautiful and the devil will repeat it ten times.
When a divorced man marries a divorced woman, there are four people in that marital bed.
Never marry a woman who has bigger feet than you.
A wise man sees only water in the tears of a woman.
A woman talks to one man, looks at another, and thinks about a third.
A woman's advice is of little value, but he who does not take it is a fool.
The nightingale will run out of songs before a woman runs out of conversation.
As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter. I want to do you harder cos you gonna b...
Mortimer Brewster: Yeah, yeah, I know that bromide. Something borrowed, something blue - old, new! Rice and old shoes, carry you over the threshold, Niagara Falls - all the silly tripe I've made fun of for years. Is this what I've come to? I can't go...
Don't expect me to be sane anymore. Don't let's be sensible. It was a marriage at Louveciennes—you can't dispute it. I came away with pieces of you sticking to me; I am walking about, swimming, in an ocean of blood, your Andalusian blood, distilled...
God is the comic shepherd who gets more of a kick out of that one lost sheep once he finds it again than out of the ninety and nine who had the good sense not to get lost in the first place. God is the eccentric host who, when the country-club crowd ...
Capt. Jack Doyle: You ever investigated an abduction before? Patrick Kenzie: I think Mrs. McCready was hoping we could help with the neighborhood aspect of this investigation, the people, you know. Capt. Jack Doyle: How old are you? Patrick Kenzie: I...
These girls with old gents don't do it despite the age—they're drawn to the age, they do it for the age. Why? In Consuela's case, because the vast difference in age gives her permission to submit, I think. My age and my status give her, rationally,...
And Grace calls out, 'You are not just a disillusioned old man who may die soon, a middle-aged woman stuck in a job and desperately wanting to get out, a young person feeling the fire in the belly begin to grow cold. You may be insecure, inadequate, ...
Feminism is an endeavor to change something very old, widespread, and deeply rooted in many, perhaps most, cultures around the world, innumerable institutions, and most households on Earth—and in our minds, where it all begins and ends. That so muc...
