[last lines] Sanjuro: Old man. See ya around.
Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of a laugh track.
Heckler in Audience: How old is Mae West? How old is Mae West?
[Repeated line] Jonathan Brewster: Go to bed, Aunt Abby!
Abby Brewster: [to Mortimer about the body in the window seat] Who can that be?
I look up to a lot of old school drummers from the '70s, '80s, and '90s.
I was 28 when I played the role of a 65 year old man in my first film.
Once you are born in this world you’re old enough to die.
I'm not old enough to know everything, I'm young enough to learn everything.
Luckily, West End audiences seem to rather like very old people.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
Conversation is like making love; the man is the question, the woman the answer, and the union of both will bear fruit.
If a woman hears that something unusual is going on in heaven, she would find a ladder to go and look.
It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house. Proverbs 21:9
A woman gets thirty percent of her beauty from nature and seventy percent from makeup.
The woman who deceives her husband makes her lover swear never to be unfaithful to her.
A woman who dances too much gets ill from little work.
It is the woman whose child has been eaten by a witch who best knows the evils of witchcraft.
One night with an ugly woman and one day in the mountains both are like an eternity.
The old dog barks while he is sitting down.
Talking of an old debt always starts another quarrel.
