Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.
Critics have done the wine industry a lot of good overall.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Wine is bottled poetry"- from The Night Circus
They are not long, the days of wine and roses.
I'm an entrepreneur first and a wine critic second.
You can be drinking the wine today, but picking the grapes tomorrow.
I'm not a wine connoisseur, but I do like a glass or two at night.
I took up French boys and wine and I studied psychology.
It is a maudlin and indecent verity that comes out through the strength of wine.
Bronze in the mirror of the form, wine of the mind.
Wine is valued by its price, not its flavour.
Life's too short to drink cheap wine...
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men - it fixes everything
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
Men are as old as they feel, women as old as they look.
An old man is there to talk.
John Milner: So, your Judy's little... Shit! How old are you? Carol: I'm old enough. How old are you? John Milner: I'm too old for you. Carol: You can't be that old.
Old men are twice children.
The best mirror is an old friend.
Old age is a hundred disorders.
