I have no talent for making new friends, but oh such genius for fidelity to old ones.
Daphne du MaurierI was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Erma BombeckRed climbed like a monkey, I to climbed like a monkey. A very old one. With one leg. And six fingers
Eoin ColferI was christened Edward. My sister gave me the name Bear when I was a week old and it has stuck.
Bear Grylls