A lot of stuff written about me is rubbish. I don't know where they get it from, sometimes.
There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.
You eventually get used to looking at girls picking their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff.
I don't believe in that kind of pragmatic career ladder stuff.
one the stuff hits the fan...swirl a pair of (Chinese) stress balls.
Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.
It's always fun when you're doing the CGI stuff, to actually get to work with someone who is real, who's there.
All the stuff that you visualized that was going to work so beautifully, you discover is trashed, so you jump to something else.
I think everything I do is my early work. I can't wait to get on to the later stuff.
People see a lot of huge stuff on Broadway, but there's always Off-Broadway energy and also shows that you can work in.
I just want to keep creating stuff, work regularly and learn how to use a computer properly.
I feel like I work on scripts for comedy as well as dramatic stuff the same.
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