Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
One keeps forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave.
Your old story is not the only story.
Slot machines are like crack for old people.
One of my rules is: Never listen to your old stuff.
Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man.
Old age is a humble victory in this killing universe.
Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
Old third basemen become first basemen, and old first basemen become designated hitters.
How old am I? I'm as old as my mother told me. How's that?
No old Men (excepting Dr. ) love Mathematicks.
I couldn't comprehend a 35-year-old woman gravitating toward a 70-year-old man.
I may be getting old, but not foolish.
I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy.
