I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm just an old drama queen, really.
All my life I've been taught how to die, but no one ever taught me how to grow old.
A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.
A man has only one escape from his old self — to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.
For all my criticisms of the current system, it doesn't mean that I would like to return to the old one.
I am not a modern man, I am just a wee old fashioned one.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.
It's nice to see the young ones 7, 8, 9 years old. It seems like they know you through their parents.
Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other.
I'm fifty-one years old, but I'm not through yet. I have lived a full life, and intend packing in quite a lot more.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out.
Another one of the old poets, whose name has escaped my memory at present, called Truth the daughter of Time.
Students today are a pretty solemn lot. One of the really notable achievements of the twentieth century has been to make the young old before their time.
As long as I have enough money for makeup artists, everything is okay. I feel young and very free. But one day, my face will be too old for the camera.
I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.
I first heard about 'genes' when I was six years old. At dinner one night, I heard my mom tell my sister, 'It's in your genes.'
If the old saying is true, that what one generation learns in school is the philosophy of the next, then the philosophy of the next generation will be totalitarianism.
A work-room should be like an old shoe; no matter how shabby, it's better than a new one.
Their lives have a size and a shape now. Estha has his and Rahel hers. Edges, Borders, Boundaries, Brinks and Limits have appeared like a team of trolls on their separate horizons. Short creatures with long shadows, patrolling the Blurry End. Gentle ...
Crotch biting menace:I have my mouth in close proximity to your genitals.Oh thou man who talks to my mistress over coffee.Do not irk or trifle with me! I possess but one tooth, oh, yes, for the rest were buried long ago in the flesh of sinners.Behold...