When a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old, so desperately wants a baby what she's looking for is the kind of unconditional love a child gives a mother and a mother gives a child.
I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.
As much preparation as I had made for the old man Salieri, gestures and so on, the fact is after sitting for hours, your movements are kind of slow.
The words I use too often are X-rated, something an old man like me shouldn't be talking about anyway.
I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.
Composers in the old days used to keep strictly to the base of the theme, as their real subject. Beethoven varies the melody, harmony and rhythms so beautifully.
I was 7 years old when the '80s began and 17 years old when they ended, so it was an incredibly formative decade for me.
I'd much rather dress like a 5 year old than a 21 year old. I'd much rather wear a puffy sleeved shirt than some low-cut top.
My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.
Young men speak about the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future.
I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.
When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths; it is because we see something which you do not see.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.
The Conservative Party mustn't sound like the old man on the park bench who says things were better in 1985, or 1955, or 1855.
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him.
In England, and all over Europe, and all over the world, actors act until they die. They get old, really old, and they're still working. They just keep doing it.
The infant runs toward it with its eyes closed, the adult is stationary, the old man approaches it with his back turned.
A young man who isn't a socialist hasn't got a heart; an old man who is a socialist hasn't got a head.
Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old.
Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures of their exciting youth.