Teddy Brewster: [as Theodore Roosevelt] I'll be in my office vetoing bills.
Martha Brewster: Are you leaving, Doctor? Dr. Einstein: Yes, please.
Mortimer Brewster: All I did was cross the bridge and I was in Brooklyn. Amazing.
Mr. Witherspoon: [to himself] Another Roosevelt? Oh, dear, dear.
Jonathan Brewster: [to Dr. Einstein] To my dear dead brother.
Patricia Franchini: Are you afraid of getting old? I am.
I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
New York lost a classic. Carmine was an old school New Yorker.
That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.
I always knew I was a man, always felt that I was a man, always wanted to be a man.
If you're losing, just be a man; be a man and lose as a man.
Clearly, love is love, between a man and a woman, a woman and a man, a woman and a woman and a man and a man.
Horse [Man you will find here a new representation of the universe at its most poetic and most modern Man man man man man man Give yourself up to this art where the sublime does not exclude charm and brilliancy does not blur the nuance it is now or n...
If a rich man eats a snake people say, "This is wisdom!" If a poor man eats a snake people say, "This is folly!"
Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl that she used to be. But a great artist--a master--an...
I am forty years old now, and you know forty years is a whole lifetime; you know it is extreme old age. To live longer than forty years is bad manners, is vulgar, immoral. Who does live beyond forty? Answer that, sincerely and honestly. I will tell y...
For myself, hand on heart, those things never bothered me. It is one of the graces of married life that for some magical reason we always look the same to each other. Even our friends never seem to grow old. What a boon that is, and never suspected b...
Lone Watie: I'm gettin' better at sneaking up on you like this. Only an Indian can do something like this. Josey Wales: That's what I figured. Lone Watie: You figured? Josey Wales: Only an Indian could do something like that. [Lone Watie hears a gun ...
Alvin Straight: You don't think about getting old when you're young... you shouldn't. Cyclist #1: Must be something good about gettin' old? Alvin Straight: Well I can't imagine anything good about being blind and lame at the same time but, still at m...
The wise man is father of the fool.
A poor man is always behind.
