Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
I enjoy the old-fashioned idea of, like, 'His Girl Friday' and 'Bringing Up Baby', those old movies.
[singing] Mortimer Brewster: There is a Happydale, far, far away...
Teddy Brewster: [to Mr. Witherspoon] Mr. Witherfork. Mr. Witherspoon: "Spoon".
Teddy Brewster: A *secret* proclamation? How unusual.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
I've become very leery of jumping on bandwagons in my old age.
I've become really leery of jumping on bandwagons in my old age.
Very few cinematographers, other than the Europeans, know how to light women like they used to in the old days.
We didn't used to be so precious about women in comedy back in the old days.
Randy: Can I get you something? Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me! Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand. First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG! Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess! I speak jive. Randy: Oh, goo...
We women think men are obsessed with sex, and we’re so wrong. Men care about being comfortable. Old jackets, old habits, old ways, old sweethearts, they want all that. They hate change, it gets them unsettled, and they get enough of that when they ...
I am persuaded that feminism is not at the root of political correctness. The actual source is much nastier and dares not speak its name, which is simply hatred for old people. The question of domination between men and women is relatively secondary�...
Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly, the last occasion on which I witnessed this ...
Office Lady: Can I help you? Natalie: Oh, we're just, uh, waiting for Mr. Richardson. He said he had to finish a phone call. Office Lady: [skeptically] Okay. Keith: [as soon as the office lady closes the door] Goddamn that Richardson! Natalie: Yeah! ...
Prince Ashitaka: [Sees riflemen readying guns] It's a trap. No, wait! Princess of the wolf-gods, don't go down there! Go back to the forest! Listen to me, please, don't throw your life away! Gonza: [Turns to Lady Eboshi] Shall I stop him? Lady Eboshi...
Don't build a new ship out of old wood.
It is only good when the old and the young respect each other.
You do not teach the paths of the forest to an old gorilla.
Young folk, silly folk; old folk, cold folk.
Old countries don't disappear overnight; they stay for breakfast.
