People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' .. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was... The Old Man: Naddafinga!
When I'm done with something, I'm done. I don't go back and listen to and pine for my old albums, or the Lollapalooza days, or 'Psalm 69' selling millions of records. Maybe I'm really just getting old and mellow.
Captain of Guards: What have you got? Old Woman: Well, I have a talking donkey. Captain of Guards: Really? Well, that's good for ten shillings... if you can prove it. Old Woman: Go ahead, little fella. [Donkey says nothing] Captain of Guards: Well? O...
[1885 - Marty walks into a saloon, dressed in the outfit that Doc Brown gave him in 1955] Saloon Old-Timer #1: Take a look and see what just breezed in the door. Saloon Old-Timer #2: Why, I didn't know the circus was in town. Saloon Old Timer #3: Mus...
Old age is, so to speak, the sanctuary of ills: they all take refuge in it.
It is not well to make great changes in old age.
No man is ever old enough to know better.
The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
No lie ever reaches old age.
No one leaves an old friend unless they are ashamed.
Many people consider me an old friend.
I'm just a tough old woman.
Old things are always in good repute, present things in disfavor.
There are too many 50-year-olds dressing as 20-year-olds.
To be with old friends is very warming and comforting.
Today’s new is tomorrow’s old, so don’t hate the old.
I would have liked the old days.
