The ladies love me and I love the ladies!
A warrior dies in battle; a mountain climber on the rocks, but a farmer dies of old age.
He who eats a partridge in his youth will only be left with feathers in his old age.
Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.
When people are old enough to know better they are old enough to do worse.
My mother was a cleaning lady all her life.
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good ol...
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age.
Man is like palm-wine: when young, sweet but without strength; in old age, strong but harsh.
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
To be old is to be part of a huge and ordinary multitude... the reason why old age was venerated in the past was because it was extraordinary.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.
Taking Big Bird away from our five year olds, lunch money away from our ten year olds, job training programs away from our fifteen year olds, and college loans away from our twenty year olds is a disgrace.
Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?
Gilbert: Can I help? Iris Henderson: Only by going away. Gilbert: No, no, no, no. My father always taught me, never desert a lady in trouble. He even carried that as far as marrying Mother.
The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do that too." The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants." I do that too," laughed the little old man. Said the little boy, "I often cry." The old ma...
Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do.
You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.
Hold the door for a lady. Wait until a lady is out of the elevator.
The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you're learning you're not old.
