My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.
My ma is an economist. My dad is a software engineer.
My father loved people, children and pets.
A bonus: You don't have to diet to direct.
It's surreal to know my dreams are coming true.
There are so many great songs yet to sing.
But indeed a market like California is not good for Enron.
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
I actually don't feel famous.
I don't want to be famous. I want to tell stories.
I never pursued being 'famous.'
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.
I hope to bring people to God with my songs.
Life is full of challenges and surprises.
I love going on dates and talking.
I especially love French, Italian and Japanese cuisines.
I was dreaming I was on the Sullivan Show.
Discretion is the polite word for hypocrisy.
I am healthy and happy.