My parents were out of town and sent me to stay at my grandma's house. That's where I learned how to make pancakes. I served them to all the old ladies who lived on her block. After the meal, they each left a $5 bill next to their plates. I thought, ...
Jep Gambardella: To this question, as kids, my friends always gave the same answer: "Pussy". Whereas I answered "The smell of old people's houses". The question was "What do you really like the most in life?" I was destined for sensibility. I was des...
Howl: The Witch of the Waste and Madame Sulliman's dog at my table? What possessed you to let them in my house Calcifer: I didn't let them in here! Sophie crash landed her plane into my face! Howl: [Laughs] Old Sophie: Hmph! Howl: I knew she'd make a...
My daughter, who is 7 years old - I have no idea where she learned this - she made a video where she's beat-boxing. We have no idea where the beat-boxing came from, but all of a sudden, there it was. Now we're launched into lyric sheets for every sin...
The good old days are now.
The White House used to be, everybody looked up at the White House and America and everything, and now I think it's like a house of shame.
Before, I used to ask permission to my parents to leave the house. Now it's - I ask permission to my children to leave the house. They own the house.
Very few athletes have the chance to be brought into the White House.
It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.
Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.
An old man loved is winter with flowers.
Old age is a disease that you die from.
When an old man marries, death laughs.
The most faithful mirror is an old friend.
Sometimes the house of the future is better built, lighter and larger than all the houses of the past, so that the image of the dream house is opposed to that of the childhood home. Late in life, with indomitable courage, we continue to say that we a...
The mighty hunter,” I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. “He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but one old lady can make him flee in terror.” “One scary old lady,” he corrected me, looking relieved...
The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.
We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never do.
[last lines] Officer at End: Are you Kathy Nicolo? Kathy: Yeah. Officer at End: Is this your house? Kathy: No, it's not my house.
A house is just a house for its structure and matter but when you add to this a warm caring family the house transforms into a home.
A strong economy causes an increase in the demand for housing; the increased demand for housing drives real-estate prices and rentals through the roof. And then affordable housing becomes completely inaccessible.
