Movies portray men as tough guys.
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
Guys who go on and on about loving women usually don't.
Women always want the guy that other women want.
It's hard to have a serious conversation with you when you're wearin' lighted cocks on your head." AJ defiantly thrust out her chin and the penises bobbled. "We aren't having a conversation. You're give me tough-guy attitude. If you won't acknowledge...
George Bailey: Mary Hatch, why in the world did you ever marry a guy like me? Mary: To keep from being an old maid! George Bailey: You could have married Sam Wainright, or anybody else in town... Mary: I didn't want to marry anybody else in town. I w...
Stan Gursky: Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas. How did you ever screw up so bad? Alonzo: Hey, I didn't know. It's not my town. I'm not omniscient. Lou Jacobs: The Russians don't care if you have a badge. They'll whack you. You ough...
A man is old when he takes the whole night to do what he used to do all night long.
Your five year old son is your instructor; at ten your slave; at fifteen your equal and after that either friend or foe.
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
The Democrats in particular are do-nothing guys.
I'm a real estate guy.
I'm not the kind of guy that inspires madness in people.
I am a serious guy.
I don't take anything for granted.
Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.
If a guy won't commit, he's a player.
Guys are much more obvious than they think they are.
I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.
You'd be surprised. Girls like sensitive, namby-pamby guys.
I used to be known as one of the strongest guys on the planet.
