Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.
I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband.
The difficulty for most of us in the modern world is that the old-fashioned idea of God has become incredible or implausible.
All my references are 50 years old-when somebody shot J.R., you know? Oh my god, I'm 100!
God, it sucks to disappoint your parents, even at forty-two years old.
Everyone, young and old, must have access to the knowledge and skills to participate in the evolving economy.
Was this an old disease, and, if so, which one? If it was new, what did that say about the state of medical knowledge? And in any case, how could physicians make sense of it?
Old men should have more care to end life well than to live long.
Society has made us believe you should look like an 18-year-old model all your life.
I love life on the road. I'm in a different city every night and it never gets old.
As to London we must console ourselves with the thought that if life outside is less poetic than it was in the days of old, inwardly its poetry is much deeper.
I saw 'Star Wars' when I was seven years old, and it changed my life.
From my old neighborhood, I learned nothing was guaranteed, not even life itself. You better get it today, because tomorrow is not promised.
Asked to give advice to a 13-year-old girl about how to lead her life, I say find something you love to do. The goal shouldn't be accumulating money. It might be making changes in the world, or in your country.
You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'
I'm not willing to say I want to return to private life because I'm too old to begin telling lies now.
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
My weight has fluctuated my whole life, and because I've been on television since I was 11 years old, everyone has seen it.
I grow old learning something new every day.
See, I'm a Pisces, so I get down with love songs. I'm totally into slow jams and old-school R&B, all that.
It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.