They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
Looking for AlaskaA man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough. --Augustus "Gus" McCrae
Lonesome DoveI'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.
The Tsar's DwarfI wanted life that's comfortable enough for me, my ambitions and love.
OFW: This is My Life and Story