A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!
It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing their dreams
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
Old people should be heard but not seen. Young people should be seen, not heard.
You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
When I was old enough to ride a motorcycle and got my license, I bought a '69 Sportster.
Now, I'm back to my old ways: Needing to be the leader, needing to score.
Old art offers just as good a criticism of new art as new art offers of old.
Teddy: [crying] He ranked my old man!
Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.
Old man in barbershop: That boy sure is a runnin' fool!
Rita: What did you do today? Phil: Oh, same-old same-old.
Woody Grant: Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!
[repeated line] Sanjuro: Old man, get me something to eat.
I love the irony. I'm perceived as being really young and yet I have the clinical condition of an old man.
It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.
Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!
Old Woman: Into the pit with those bloody-thirsty sons of whores!
