With over one billion people, I’d say China is the best place to have group sex.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept through them.
This Book is Not FOR SALENever chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.
This Book is Not FOR SALEFrom where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.
This Book is Not FOR SALEHow To Tweeze Your Way To Wealth, by I. Brows
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losing and I’m winning.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhat do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThis world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.
This Book is Not FOR SALE