If my clone writes my biography, is it really an autobiography?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksMy ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.
This Book is Not FOR SALEA brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.
This Book is Not FOR SALELove with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.
This Book is Not FOR SALEDon’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.
This Book is Not FOR SALEDinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.
This Book is Not FOR SALECharity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t ask me why.
This Book is Not FOR SALEBeing a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a tank top.
This Book is Not FOR SALEA blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter.
This Book is Not FOR SALE