Quotes of: Old-books Keyword

The crickets sounded like maybe in the trees. They were pretty loud to be so unsure of themselves.

This Book Title is Invisible

I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.

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Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

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Of all the bars in the world, prison is the worst, followed closely by the ones that serve alcohol.

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Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick. 

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Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.

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The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deconstruction, but with a typo.

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I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.

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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.

This Book Title is Invisible

It is strange how ideas can float about and be ignored until they are put into a book. A book can be a weapon...

The Promise

In life there are two things which are dependable. The pleasures of the flesh and the pleasures of literature.

The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon

A palm-leaf carriage should move slowly, or else it loses its dignity.

The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon

He pinched the remaining chapters’ pages delicately between his fingers and sighed. He always hated reaching the end of a good book.

Posthumous

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Paper Towns

Even a book can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and when that happens, you blame the hands, but you also read the book.

The Queen of the Tearling

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite. (The impossibility is half possible!)

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. But they weren’t. They were father/son/possible lovers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I make love like 1981, one year before I was born. That explains why all your orgasms are nonexistent.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I want to be my own wedding singer at my own wedding. But first I’ll have to audition.

This Book is Not FOR SALE