People that are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives.
Walter LippmannYou can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard.
Andrew DentonWhat happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?
Strange BedpersonsOld Man: Those girls... those girls don't wanna go messin' round no old house!
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre