I was very sexual from a very young age.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
[first words] Ultron: What is this?
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good ol...
[answering the phone] Middle-Aged Marty: Hey, Needles. Needles: So, did you take a look at that little business proposal of mine? Middle-Aged Marty: I don't know, Needles. Needles: What are you afraid of? If this thing works it'll solve all your fina...
I love like a lawnmower in the desert. I love like a solar-powered lunar vehicle. I love like a wind-powered kite factory. Some might even say I love like an ice cube in an oven, but I’d vehemently disagree. It’s not an ice cube, it’s an ice sc...
House Computer: Welcome home, Marty. Middle-Aged Marty: Hey, hey, hey! Dad's home! That's right, he's home. Dad's home! House Computer: Lord of the manor. Middle-Aged Marty: Hello, hello! House Computer: King of the castle. Middle-Aged Marty: [Nobody...
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.
Age and wedlock tame man and beast.
Taking Big Bird away from our five year olds, lunch money away from our ten year olds, job training programs away from our fifteen year olds, and college loans away from our twenty year olds is a disgrace.
From a young age, I was viciously competitive.
Self-acceptance has been a blessed by-product of middle age.
The age of chivalry has gone; the age of humanity has come.
Like the rest of the city, LAX is coming of age.
Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.
The 19th century was the age of Individualism; the 20th and 21st are the ages of Socialism.
People learn their politics at a young age and tend to stick with it.
The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.
Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
When I was a kid, I wrote music - from the age of 11 until the age of 18.
