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Love is bringing an empty Tupperware container on your date, not to hold leftovers from dinner, but just in case your date really has to shit.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I’m so glad my date doesn’t think I’m ugly. I love blind dates where the woman is actually blind.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is when you love someone’s spirit as much as their body, even if their spirit has departed and their body is buried wherever you hid it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Nine out of ten people agree, it was right and just to kill and eat that one guy. That’s love. That’s democracy. That’s a free dinner.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make my living as a farmer. I milk the clock at work. And I make love like a dentist. Oh yes, I am that erotic.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I believe there are three tenants to live by in this apartment called Life: Love is empowering, Fear is motivating, and Passion is fruit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is me plus you. But what’s with the midget in the corner recording all of our interactions? I thought I fired him yesterday.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

A fire truck is just a drivable penis. The flames of my love might engulf you, if you don’t let me park inside you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Flowers smell terrific, but how do they sound? If they sound like your love life, then you’ve got to take your Helen Keller Goggles off.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Fireworks are flowers in the garden sky. My love is like New Year’s Eve, only less predictable and more daily.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I knew I was in love because I had butterflies in my stomach. Also in there I had flowers, a few rainbows, and leftover unicorn from the bbq the day before.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When there is extra to be eaten, I’ll be there, and I’ll be hungry. When there is more love than people to absorb it all, I’ll be there, and I’ll invite my clones.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like a corn-dog popsicle, and I’m on the Most Wanted list. Unfortunately it’s by the government, specifically the FDA, and not by women.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is about forgiveness. And since I love you, you should forgive me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

You have to be fun to ride roller coasters. And you have to be tall. My love for you is both of those things, even though I disguise it as a dwarf.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a telephone wire, rather than simply picking up the phone to call or text.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love has boundaries, like a map, and I guess that makes me a cartographer. Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re too topographical for my taste.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.