Quotes of: Old-age Keyword

I love coffee, and coffee loves me. You know what else loves me? Hookers in hot paper cups.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I’m not in the City of Love, but I am in love. That’s why I look like I’m crazy, because being crazy is a prerequisite to being in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am passionate about creating, not about procreating. My love for art is greater than my love for making love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m selling a rainbow in a bowl (no spoon included).
I’m calling it Love Soup, even though it’s nothing more than tap water.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

There’s a marked difference between Mark Ed and Ed Mark. Same as the difference between making love and loving make—and I do both, for a very reasonable price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want her when she doesn’t want me, and I don’t want her when she wants me. Now that’s love in the 21st century!

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I farted like a pack of crying onions. That was my response to her I love you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I waffled over the issue like a pancake with texture similar to the bottom of a 1970s track shoe. I ran through all sides, and decided it’s love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I drank my lava lamp to get the party started. Later on I made love like a volcano, while I watched TV alone.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The scope of my problem will easily fit in the scope of my rifle. Too bad true love has to come with a mother-in-law.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She had no legs, so I made her wear suspenders and I carried her like a backpack.
True love knows no luggage.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m like a sexually active bumper sticker. Canned vagina is always so hard to open and eat. Honk if you’re a lover—and in a hurry.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Through my quick action, I was able to capture her mannerism and store it in a jar. It looks like mayonnaise, but it tastes like love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A few years ago I dropped off the face of the earth. Then I came back the next day to pick it up. Unfortunately, it was stained red with love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

While they had security escort me out of the building, they couldn’t forcibly remove the trophy from my anus. If love were a competition, I’d be the winner.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I welcome all You’re Welcomes with open arms and open zippers. My love for her is sandwiched between two slices of Thank You.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I shed my clothes like a garage doesn’t shed—and a shed doesn’t garage. Then we made love like neighbors, so close, yet separated by several barriers.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The best part about falling in love with a slab of meatloaf is now I get to use my ketchup-dispensing backpack when making love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Your leftover meatloaf makes me horny. Let us make love like the first squirt from a new bottle of ketchup.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.