I make love like I make dinner. I order take out.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Words are your friends. And lovers. They feel good in your mouth.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a gift. Mine comes in a box that’s shaped like a coffin.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The best gift is one that’s paid for by the recipient. My love for you is for sale.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignoringance.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I prefer love songs to any other form of torture.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If you're doing it right, love takes everything you've got—just like a politician.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love is like politics, I think as I then think no it isn’t.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I blink like a blanket. I’m not asleep—this extended motionlessness is how I make love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love like two sticks of butter melting in the snow. I mean freezing.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I am the Wheelbarrow of Love. Let me get back to work.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.