Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
No lie ever reaches old age.
Relish love in your old age! Aged love is like aged wine; it becomes more satisfying, more refreshing, more valuable, more appreciated and more intoxicating!
Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle, Old Age a regret.
I have the problems of, I must confess, old age.
Our old age was in some respects the happiest period of life.
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
In my old age, I'll be in L.A.
Old age and sickness bring out the essential characteristics of a man.
Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.
Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
One keeps forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave.
Old age is a humble victory in this killing universe.
My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn. I still say she died young.
The fear of old age is something that one feels when they're younger. Once you get to being old, you're already there, so you don't even think about it anymore.
Wisdom comes through suffering or old age.
That's the privilege of old age: You don't have to remember.