Teddy Brewster: [as Theodore Roosevelt] I'll be in my office vetoing bills.
Martha Brewster: Are you leaving, Doctor? Dr. Einstein: Yes, please.
Mortimer Brewster: All I did was cross the bridge and I was in Brooklyn. Amazing.
Mr. Witherspoon: [to himself] Another Roosevelt? Oh, dear, dear.
Jonathan Brewster: [to Dr. Einstein] To my dear dead brother.
Patricia Franchini: Are you afraid of getting old? I am.
It is bad for a young man to sin; but it is worse for an old man to sin.
I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
New York lost a classic. Carmine was an old school New Yorker.
That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
The History Teacher Trying to protect his students' innocence he told them the Ice Age was really just the Chilly Age, a period of a million years when everyone had to wear sweaters. And the Stone Age became the Gravel Age, named after the long drive...
Every age, every culture, every custom and tradition has its own character, its own weakness and its own strength, its beauties and ugliness; accepts certain sufferings as matters of course, puts up patiently with certain evils. Human life is reduced...
At the age of 41, I'm glad I still have hair.
I don't have a fear of aging or a fear of death.
These stories were very old, as old as people, and they had survived because they were very powerful indeed. They were the tales that echoed in the head long after the books that contained them were cast aside. They were both an escape from reality a...
Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl that she used to be. But a great artist--a master--an...
For myself, hand on heart, those things never bothered me. It is one of the graces of married life that for some magical reason we always look the same to each other. Even our friends never seem to grow old. What a boon that is, and never suspected b...
Joey Gazelle: You know... I used to know this kid. His old man was a real fucking piece of shit. Always drunk. Always smacking him and his mom around. This kid... he takes his licks and he waits this old fucking prick out. And on the morning of his f...
You must not expect old heads upon young shoulders.
When a man is wealthy he may wear an old cloth.
