Cab Driver: I knew this would end up in the nuthouse. Mr. Witherspoon: [offended] We like to think of it as a rest home!
Mortimer Brewster: You didn't want the reverend to see the body? Aunt Abby: Well, not at tea. That wouldn't have been very nice.
Jonathan Brewster: I'll get every one of you! I hate cops! I'll brain the first one that comes near me!
Photographer at Marriage License Office: Mr. Brewster? Mortimer Brewster: Now, look... Goodbye, dear.
Teddy Brewster: [to Aunt Abby and Aunt Martha] General Goethals was very pleased. He said the canal was just the right size.
Ultron: How do you hope to stop me? Tony Stark: Like the old man said, Together.
Old Asian Prisoner: Did you have dream? Bruce Wayne: Nightmare. Old Asian Prisoner: [indicating the prison around them] Worse than this?
[Jennifers from two different times confront one another] Young Jennifer: I'm old! Old Jennifer: I'm young!
After 40 (old age for most of man's history), one should strive to be more or less packed and ready to go were the end call to come.
When your youth is about to enter in old age it shouldn't wonder, what happened? it must say, well done.
I just dress like... I'm an old black man. Sorry! Like I'm an old Jewish black man. I just dress like it's still the '50s.
Why has everything got to be about feelings these days? In the old days, no one knew what anyone was feeling and, what's more, they weren't expected to.
I think if a 30-year-old Bill Cosby sat on stage with a 72-year-old Bill Cosby, they would enjoy each other.
Research material can turn up anywhere - in a dusty old letter in an archive, a journal or some old photographs you find in a charity shop.
Everything is old, here. We are old - the Masters." "You're not," Irian said. She thought him between thirty and forty[...] "But I came far. Miles can be years.
An old man said, "Erasers are for those who make mistakes." A youth replied, "Erasers are for those who are willing to correct their mistakes." Attitude Matters!
Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.
The Chechnya problem is a centuries-old problem. The thing is that today, fundamentalists and terrorists are exploiting those centuries-old problems to accomplish their own objectives that have nothing to do whatsoever with the interests of Chechnya.
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
I have an idea I want to test, for combining old peoples' homes and orphanages. Old people are lonely without children, children are lonely without parents. Why not bring them together?
The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.
