Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this.
El Presidio Rides NorthOh, I don't wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. So often I want to do it too.
Emily's QuestOh don’t be such a fuss pot,” said the fairy, “or I’ll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!
Finding Manda's SunshineOh, I wouldn't mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
The Fault in Our StarsOh Abby...I want you to know...I am so full of shit. You should not listen to me. I know nothing.
A Girl Like YouOh, honey, of course it hurts! Beauty is pain. But you don't want to look like a troll, do you?
Beauty QueensIs it colour?’ ‘Oh yes.’ ‘You don’t let me down.You are my ambassador to pr0n, man.
Be My Enemy, Or, Fuck This for a Game of Soldiers