Quotes of: Offices Keyword

Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

Office Space

Peter Gibbons: You know, corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice $305,326.13, Michael!

Office Space

Hold me, Touch me: Hold me! Touch me! Max Bialystock: [pulling her into his office] Not in the hall!

The Producers

RoboCop: [after stabbing Clarence] Lewis! Lewis! Officer Lewis: [looking up] Murphy... I'm a mess... RoboCop: They'll fix you. They fix everything.

RoboCop

Joe: So who's your parole officer? Mr. Blonde: Seymour Scagnetti. Joe: What's he like? Mr. Blonde: He's a fuckin' asshole.

Reservoir Dogs

P.L. Travers: [Being driven in a cart to Disney's office] I am perfectly capable of walking!

Saving Mr. Banks

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

Superbad

Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?

Superbad

Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin? Fogell: Old enough. Fogell: Old enough for what? Fogell: To party.

Superbad

Duke & Duke receptionist: Yes Mr. Valentine, they're waiting for you in the last office down the hall.

Trading Places

Member of the Jets: [in the middle of the Officer Krupke song] Hey, I've got a social disease!

West Side Story

The BBC is locked to the reading of the economy that is run out of Ed Miliband and Ed Balls' office. They think if only you spend and borrow more money you can create growth everywhere.

Iain Duncan Smith

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Molly Ivins

Billions of taxpayers' money has been wasted in bad deals. The London Underground modernisation, personally negotiated by one of Gordon Brown's team, was a disaster, as the National Audit Office has confirmed.

Vince Cable

The problem of the tall office building is one of the most stupendous, one of the most magnificent opportunities that the Lord of Nature in His beneficence has ever offered to the proud spirit of man.

Louis Sullivan

Putin can't afford to leave the office because he will be in real danger of being prosecuted for things he and his people did during their stay in power.

Garry Kasparov

In 1908, there was a persuasive demonstration of the power of high-speed, low-mass asteroids in rural Siberia. The Tunguska impactor iced millions of pine trees and about a zillion mosquitoes - and was no larger than an office building.

Seth Shostak

I respect everyone, from the homeless brother and sister on the street to the executive that sits in the highest office named President Barack Obama. I respect everyone - but we over-respect no one.

Mo'Nique

Since coming to Congress, I have been advocating for increased resources for research in the physical sciences and for the Department of Energy Office of Science in particular.

Judy Biggert

I think the fun of following the movie box office and stocks is very similar to the fun of sports - all three combine passion and unpredictability.

Leonard Mlodinow

Cincinnati attracted its first permanent white settlers by flatboat in 1788. It took its name from the Society of Cincinnati, an organization of Revolutionary officers. That name came from Cincinnatus, the Roman farmer and general.

Bill Dedman