It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaineArresting Officer: This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.
BrazilI don't think running for office is anything I'm prepared for or could even prepare myself for.
America FerreraMost people treat the office manual the way they treat a software manual. They never look at it.
James Levine