Really, he thought, if you couldn't trust a poet to offer sensible advice, who could you trust?
The Graveyard BookNever trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
Burnt OfferingsI make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills.
I love Blue Ribbon CoffeeSketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
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